"A DOSE OF LAUGHTER A DAY HELPS REMOVE YOUR WRINKLE AWAY"

Funny Slogan Translations From "American Demographics" magazine: When Braniff translated a slogan touting its upholstery, "Fly in Leather," it came out in Spanish as "Fly Naked." Braniff Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it read as "Suffer From Diarrhea." Coors Beer Chicken magnate Frank Perdue's line, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken," sounds much more interesting in Spanish: "It takes a sexually stimulated man to make a chicken affectionate." Perdue's Chicken Puffs tissues tried to introduce its product, only to learn that "Puff" in German is a colloquial term for a whorehouse. Puffs Tissues The Chevy Nova never sold well in Spanish speaking countries. "No Va" means "It Does Not Go" in Spanish. Chevy Nova True Tales: Computer Genius A neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" Office Dictionary Humor: Part I APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled. CAREER-MINDED: Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way). CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up. COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you. MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control. NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.